"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Beer is the reason we know there's a god and that he loves us"- Ben Franklin
"Man cannot make a worm yet he makes gods by the dozens." - Montaigne (1553-1592)
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain
"Madam, You are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober." - Winston Churchill (in response to being told, "Sir, you are drunk!")
“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option” – anonymous
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