Only one entry so far, folks. I know y'all are more imaginative! Here are my entries to add to the mix:
McCain 2008: No Worries, Go Back to Sleep
Attendees of a McCain town hall meeting in Sheboygan, WI Monday fell unconscious after Cletus Thurber, front, unleashed holy hell from his backside. McCain was uninjured, and continued reading his TelePrompTer unaffected.